Being a celebrity, Magic is invited to a handful of parties throughout
the year. Here are some rules to live by while partying responsibly.

1. Never be the first to arrive at the party. Makes you look desperate and
lonely. Show up an hour after it is supposed to start ,thus making you
look not desperate and fashionable.

2. If the party sucks, and they often do, pretend you are having a better
time than everyone else … this will make everyone else think there
is something wrong with them, and that they are no fun, thus making you the life of the party!

3. Never be the last to leave the party. Same reason as #1 — but also,
if you followed #2, the party will soon end anyway after you leave, with everyone wondering why they aren’t as much fun as you.

See Magicyclops perform such heartrending numbers as “Rainbow of Pain” this very day at 3 Kings Tavern, 60 S. Broadway. A Gun That Shoots Knives and Pawn Ticket Trio round out the bill. Doors open at 9 p.m., cover charge is $3, 21 and over only.